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Mercury Grand Marquis (1983)
for sale

Price: US $3,000.00

Description:

Channel your inner Clark W. Griswold while cruising down the road in this family truckster! Lucky for you, this one has not been taken off road, or done any stunt jumps on the side of the road. This baby is ready for a trip to Wally World (Walmart of course, its a grocery go-getter...)!
The 1983 Mercury Grand Marquis Colony Park has nearly every option available at the time. AC? Yes! Leather? Yes! Factory option amplifier? (who knew this was a thing in 1983?) YES, YES, YES! The sound quality when you turn that dude on is amazing! (In all honesty, it works as its supposed to). This car is very low mileage, and it is apparent that it was not driven much by the original owner. It has been used as Grandpa and Grandma's grandchild shuttle. Shuttling 5 children around? Best part is that if you put them in the fold up back seats, and turn on the factory amplifier, of course, you can hardly hear them bicker and fight as you float down the road!
It has the 5.0 motor that Ford is famous for, so you know this monster will go 0-60mph at some point!
As you can see in the pics, this car has been well maintained, given that it is 34 years old. It has some blemishes, as shown in the pics, but there is very little rust on the underbody. It has some Cragar wheels on it, to make the other soccer mom's jealous, with new tires. This beast is ready to tame the asphalt jungle. Bid now, or miss out on a gem from a simpler time!
P.S. If you are a single male, beware, as the ladies may randomly throw themselves at you without warning, if you are caught driving this car in public. It is that awesome!
Please feel free to email for any questions, regarding this beast.
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