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BMW 5-Series (1997)
for sale

Price: US $0.99

Description:

And it happened again. Some gentleman with 0 Feedback bought it and didn't pay.
!!!The car is in CALIFORNIA!!!
I'm selling one of my beloved BMWs here. Here's what we have:
PLEASE READ THE ENTIRE DESCRIPTION
1997 BMW 528i, Manual Transmission. Phenomenal Gas Milage!!! NO check engine light!!!
BRAND NEW PAINT
4 months ago with 4 year warranty and
4 brand new Falken tires
with lifetime warranty by Americas Tires
It has little over 217, 000 miles on it but drives absolutely amazing. The previous owner spend a lot of money on the engine and had a lot of things like sensors, hoses and clutch replaced approx a year ago.
A/C Blows Ice Cold, Super Clean Engine Compartment, Nice Interior, Clean Title
The good things that I did:
New Paint Sterling Grey Metallic18 original Chrome Plated M Wheels with brand new Falken Tires and spacers (the original 15 wheels come with the car too)M5 Front Bumper (Aftermarket)M5 Mirrors (Aftermarket)New Xenon Lights with Angel Eyes (Aftermarket)New EmblemsNew Euro Style Tail Lights (Aftermarket)New Fan ClutchNew BrakesFront Comfort Seats from 7 series (original BMW)New Fuel Pump
The not so good things:
All of those things are not necessary to do right away. Car drives awesome and NO check engine light is on.
First let me say one thing. Even though it looks and drives superb and is super awesome, this car is still almost 20 years old and has 217, 000 miles on it. I bought this car as a project but got side tracked and have other things to take care of. So here are the things that should be done down the road. I recommend that the buyer has experience with those cars.
When we slapped the Bumper on we didn't adjust it right. It needs to be pushed back a little (1/4 to 1/2 inches or so) also you should install the inner fender liner for the M Bumper
The car originally had heated seats but the seats were completely ripped so I bought the comfort seats from the 7 Series but they don't have heating. I still have the old seats and will include them.
The Brake light is on (NOT the abs-light) Brakes work 100% perfect though. No idea why the light is on.The ASC light is on. That is actually most likely a super easy fix. We hooked a scanner on in the engine compartment and after that it came on.
The Windshield has a crack. Safelite states it costs around 250 bucks.
Here are some very important things regarding the auction:
This is not the first vehicle we sell on eBay and we experienced some really weird stuff.
Bidders with new accounts or a feedback less then 5 need do contact us first via email or the bid will be deleted.
The car is parked in a garage inside a gated and guarded community.
The car will be paid in
CASH ONLY.
A deposit of $500 is due IMMEDIATELY after you won the auction via PayPal and is NOT refundable.
The car needs to be picked up within 2 days of the auction.
The car will be picked up at my house. I will not meet you at a Walmart parking lot at night or in an alley. I will not ship the car to Nigeria or somewhere else.
The is no Warranty, returns, exchanges or refunds.

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