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Cadillac Brougham (1991)
for sale

Price: US $1,400.00

Description:

Solid body with a couple of rust spots, NO HOLES. VERY VERY NICE interior, so look at the pictures. 5.7 liter (350 CID) motor from factory. Very very fast, from standing start and on highway acceleration for passing. THE CAR IS OLD AND NOT NEW FROM DETROIT. It needs a windshield and Caddy hubcaps. Rear springs would help. The car needs some exhaust but it is not illegal loud. Tires are, well TIRES (nothing to brag about). it has a new alternator, but may need a starter soon (sometimes it scrapes before starting. Not often.)The car doesn't leak anything, no puddles on the ground, but I have to put power steering fluid in it about once every 3 months. ALL FOUR DOORS DO WORK, which is getting to be rare on some older caddy models from the 80's and early 90's.
ODOMETER STOPPED WORKING TWO YEARS AGO. I AM GUESSING IT HAS 130, 000 MILES ON IT. OF COURSE THEY ARE HIGHWAY MILES!!! The LED odometer display doesn't light up any more.
Clear, unblemished title ready for you to assign in any state. You can drive it away to virtually anywhere (just not across bodies of water, of course) BUT I GUARANTEE NOTHING TO ANYONE. Caveat Emptor.
In summary, this is a car with a great interior, solid body and heart (motor) of gold. Its got some knick-knacks that should be attended to. Some kid can get it and put '20's on it and a crazy paint job, or a grown person can get it and restore it back to full Caddy Regality with not too much effort.
I AM INCLUDING A FREE SET OF REAR SHOCKS WITH THE CAR, AND TUNEUP PARTS (BRAND NEW IN BOX) ALTHOUGH IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE TUNED UP AT THIS TIME. I also have some of the trim pieces for the rear quarter panels.
Pay for it in person on pickup WITH CASH ONLY, AFTER MAKING PAYPAL
IMMEDIATE
NON-REFUNDABLE DEPOSIT.
Pay in full when you pick up. Please Don't bother to show up without ALL OF THE REMAINING PRICE or intending to haggle. The price listed here is what its gonna take to drive away in it. I have two sets of keys, also, for the fortunate buyer of this car.

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