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Dodge Ram 1500 (2002)
for sale

Price: US $200.00

Description:

Up for sale is Bertha, my 2002 4X4 Dodge Ram. Bertha is a 1500 series with 5.9 liters of fun and only 88k miles , yes you read correctly , 88k miles . This classy yet sexy dame of a truck comes with a 4 inch lift, 20 inch moto metal rims and Kumho AT tires (33.5 inch with no dry rot) and duel flow master exhausts. Dont worry mom's and dad's Bertha is the kind of truck you want your son or daughter to bring home to the family. She is reliable, dependable and low maintenance. She aint one of them high class/ sissy broads that cant stand to get a little bit of dirt in her fingernails. She can hold her own in the mud, and sand. She recently visited the car DR and underwent a tune-up ( spark plugs, wires , cap and rotor, ) recent transmission service ( new royal purple Trans oil and filter) differential service ( resealed , royal purple fluids ) radiator flush ( Mopar fluid ) power everything and of course cold cold AC. Dash is not cracked, interior is black cloth and looks fantastic. Must see, hear and drive this truck to appreciate. Always used royal purple and Lucas for My oil changes ( next change is in 500 miles ) also added an electric fan to keep that 5.9 engine cold in the crazy Texas heat as well as a new radiator ( both about a year old). Warning if you are married, dating or involved don't even bother bidding on her. You might just end up in a divorce, separated, or be given the guilt trip every time you take her out for a spin. . Trust me when I say this if your significant other says they are not a jealous person , they will be once Bertha comes into your life. But if you are a gambling man like my self, then go ahead and place a bid there are plenty of fish in the sea with the exception of Bertha she's one of a kind obviously. ( cue squeeze : tempted by the fruit of another. .. ..right. .. ..now) To take this magnificent, reliable, sexy, beast of a truck home with you today it's gonna cost 13.5k(OBO) US green back. I would also like to live in the play boy mansion for the rest of my days, be married to Selena Gomez, bring back jncos jeans and be able to rock a 80s hairstyle mullet in the fire service , but seeing as though that probably will not happen I wont be to hurt if I don't get my asking price. Feel free to email me with any offers you may have or any questions you may have about Bertha. All I can say is no to your offer lol. I do reserve the right to end auction early if my asking price is met or an offer I can't refuse is made. as you can see in the pictures No Leaks, no Photoshop filters, no massive amounts of engine polish to give the appearance of never being used
RESERVE PRICE IS WAY LOWER THAN MY ASKING PRICE!!!!!!!!!!
GOOD LUCK AND MAY THE ODDS BE 4 EVER IN YOUR FAVOR
P.S. if asking price is met ( not reserve price) I have no problem paying for SOME of the shipping cost. I do not accept PayPal only bank wire transfer to my bank, SSFC, RBFCU, or USAA or cashiers check or certified bank check. Buyer is responsible for arranging shipping /pick up. if more pictures are needed don't hesitate to email me and ill send more pictures. no warranties implied or expressed sold as is. Good Luck!

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