2000 Ford Excursion

Ford Excursion (2000)
for sale

Price: US $5,600.00

Description:

I'm selling a 2000 Ford Excursion. This vehicle has recently only been used to tow a boat about 2 miles to and from our local launch. Other than that it just sits in our front yard and attracts hot women to our fence like some sort of fashion model zombie apocalypse.
The Good:
- Fresh tuneup 2000 miles ago
- New tires with only 1000 highway miles of wear (One trip from Islamorada, FL to Tampa, FL and back)
- Feels like you're literally driving testosterone
- Pam Anderson will call you repeatedly after purchase
- A full size bed will fit in back, do what you will with this information
The Bad:
- Interior is a bit rough
- No radio, but who needs one when you can listen to wind and 10 manly ass cylinders, right?
- Pam Anderson will call you repeatedly after purchase
- You're not man enough to own this truck, but I'll still sell it to you.
Serious inquiries only, I'm too busy karate chopping redwoods with my bare hands to be bothered with anything else. Hurry before your friend buys it and steals your wife.

update: 2015-07-11

Features:

Condition: Seller Notes:
Used
“Missing Radio, Interior is a bit rough, Hood is unpainted, Runs great”
VIN (Vehicle Identification Number): 1FMNU42S5YEE34067 Year: 2000
Number of Cylinders: 10 Make: Ford
Transmission: Automatic Model: Excursion
Body Type: SUV Trim: XLT Sport Utility 4-Door
Warranty: Vehicle does NOT have an existing warranty Engine: 6.8L 415Cu. In. V10 GAS SOHC Naturally Aspirated
Vehicle Title: Clear Drive Type: RWD
Safety Features: Anti-Lock Brakes, Driver Airbag, Passenger Airbag Mileage: 140,000
Power Options: Air Conditioning, Cruise Control, Power Locks, Power Windows, Power Seats Exterior Color: Green
Fuel Type: Gasoline Interior Color: Tan
For Sale By: Private Seller

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