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Hummer H2 (2015)
for sale

Price: US $21,000.00

Description:

Owner is moving to Asia to teach math in Japan. Owner has caretaker for vehicle in USA and no need to sell but for the right price will let this pristine Hummer go. If you want to buy this Hummer make me an offer and be willing to negotiate your price up to meet closer to my price. And, be prepared to take your money in 2 cashiers checks with me to CarMax. There we will pay off my balance first. I owe a balance below the market value of all Hummers being sold in ebay in this excellent condition. We will go to the DMV together with the other check in my hand for the balance we agreed and sign the title from CarMax to you the new owner. There will be no complications and confusion this way. If you agree this is righteous and puts neither at risk, then we can move forward with the sale. Any seller who refused to show and give me 2 checks, one for CarMax and one for me, or to accompany me to DMV, is probably not the seller compatible to me. I want a non-refundable deposit of $1000 to hold this Hummer and not sell it to another bidder. That should be paid through paypal or here on ebay.
When you see this Hummer H2 heads turn even more than the customized ones on the road. This H2 it stands out and is noticeable by everybody and gets compliments every day. It's very reliable and is useful for survival, camping, running around, in floods and going 4 wheeling in both mud, water, rocks and all terrain. But we never beat it. This Hummer gets the best attention for maintenance and although now it has 100, 000 miles I am not sure how, because it was never used to commute to work. I went only from home or from parking to a bus and then I took the bus to the office and let Hummer sit until later. It looks new in fact. It looks and smells like a new car. You can come to inspect it and also view all of the paper maintenance records because I have all of the proof how it was cared for with all the money I spent on this Hummer to keep it running mighty fine. It's fast and not sluggish but I don't go around pushing it. Remember this is a truck and no matter how good your breaks are it cannot stop on a dime in traffic. I like to drive it low risk in the busy state of Virginia.
Nearly no marks on the entire paint and no rust all original. Vehicle had full coverage max care warrantee from CarMax and over $7000 of warrantee work done for little cash cost to 2nd owner. This Hummer nearly identical to the first H2 collectible 2003 made. This truck is 4x4 amphibian up to 31 inches deep of water and runs like a sled in the snow because of computerization even goes straight on ice. Tows 6500 pounds. Weighs 6700 pounds. Easy to drive because of all power. Has full stereo, Navigation system, A/C, power windows, antilock breaks, the whole 9 yards. No Video players. No backup camera. Lighter than most because no chrome extras and big extra bumpers. Sits high. New battery. Many other new components because it's highly maintained due to the full coverage extended warrantee from CarMax which even includes free loaner cars at all GM dealers.

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