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Lincoln Town Car (1978)
for sale

Price: US $5.99

Description:

the first winner was from cambodia, and thought we could mail this to him. ... seriously. the second winner was from bahrain and thought she could drive it home. .... so once again, i must state although this car can be driven anywhere, it should be stated that it cannot drive across an ocean, or a river requiring a bridge, or a lake. we cannot put this car in an envelope and put a stamp on it and take it to the post office. this is a great car, please read the full description and view all the pictures. and by all means feel free to call and make arrangements to drive it first. it must be picked up, unless other arrangements are made. thankyou so much for your interest and understanding the limitations on certain delivery methods.
ITS A SAD BUT TRUE STORY. THIS CAR HAS BEEN NEGLECTED FOR SO MANY YEARS. I BOUGHT THIS OUT OF SALT LAKE YEARS AGO AND MY SISTER AND I ROAD TRIPPED WITH THIS CAR THROUGH THE DAKOTAS, INTO CANADA ON TO MONTANA OREGON WASHINGTON IDAHO. THIS CAR IS A RUNNER
WHEN I BOUGHT IT IT HAD SAT UNDER A TARP IN SLC WITH SALT AND HAD ROTTED. HOWEVER THE DRIVE TRAIN IS IMPECCABLE.A FEW YEARS LATER I DECIDED TO MOVE TO MEXICO SO I HAD ALL OF THE SUSPENSION COMPLETELY REDONE TO THE TUNE OF 2300 DOLLARS. THE IDEA WAS TO HAUL A TWENTY ONE FOOT CARGO TRAILER DOWN THERE WITH THIS, HOWEVER I DECIDED TO TAKE THE TRUCK WHICH I ALSO HAD BOUGHT ON EBAY. NOTE THE PICTURE OF THE AIR INFLATABLE NIPPLE IN THE TRUNK UNUSED.
THE VALUE OF THIS CAR IS IN HE MECHANICAL CONDITION.
THIS IS LIKE DRIVING A BULLDOZER AT SEVENTY MILES AN HOUR.
NOTE THIS LOVELY OLD DAME DOESNT SAG IN THE BEHIND, AND IS READY TO ROLL. OR YOU COULD FLY INTO SEATTLE, AND DRIVE THIS ANYWHERE.PRETTY NEW TIRES, AND BATTERY, AND NOTE THE PICTURES OF THE ENGINE. THE ORIGINAL STICKERS STILL HAVE NOT BURNED OFF OR BEEN REMOVED. IT IS SAD THAT SHE HAS BEEN SO NEGLECTED.
IF YOU WANT I WOULD BE HAPPY TO DELIVER THIS CAR ALL THE WAY TO THE EAST COAST FOR A PRICE.
ALSO FEEL FREE TO COME TO SEATTLE AND TEST DRIVE THIS BEAUTY.
IF YOU LIKE KILLER OLD STUFF AT GREAT PRICES YOU WILL LIKE OUR OTHER STUFF. THIS IS A DAILY DRIVER, AND THE NEW OWNER WILL BE VERY HAPPY WITH THE RELIABILTY OF THE DRIVE TRAIN. ONE WINDOW DOESNT GO COMPLETELY UP THE INTERIOR NEEDS HELP, THE RADIO WORKS. SHE IS A FABULOUS MOST GLORIOUS PACK MULE RUSTBUCKET THAT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.

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