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Lincoln Town Car (1996)
for sale

Price: US $3,400.00

Description:

Don't even think about trying a scam. I eat scammers for breakfast and will involve law enforcement to prosecute you.
Up for auction:
1996 Lincoln Towncar Executive Series--- CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN
Meticulously maintained. A real looker and drives like a dream.
Low mileage- under 7, 500 miles driven per year on average.
The expression- you get what you pay for applies here. Go look at all the other Lincolns for sale out there. I challenge you to find one in better condition.
My dad bought this from the original owner 8 years ago. He collects cars and is rather particular. He was shocked to find it in such great shape inside and out. He used it as his road trip vehicle.
I just asked him if there is anything he can think of that is mechanically wrong with this car. He replied- “NO, it is ready for someone to drive to California if that’s where someone wants to drive it.”
I asked him if he can think of anything that is cosmetically wrong with the car that I haven't noticed. He said there are two door dings that he mostly suctioned out and that can barely be seen. I asked him to send me photos of those for the auction. He did but the dings aren't visible in the photos so I didn't even bother posting. But I value my Ebay feedback and believe in full disclosure. So if you took the time to read this description then you now know about it.
Expectation is cash money and u leave with this gorgeous Lincoln and its clean Missouri title.

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