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Mercury Grand Marquis broughham (1974)
for sale

Price: US $0.99

Description:

For sale by my elderly neighbor. I never seen the car before and I lived next to her for 7 years. She said she only starts it about three or four times a week and sits and listens to the radio and tinkers out garage for a couple hours. This car is a smooth runner, I took it for a quick spin to the lake and back. Wow what a nice driving older car, If I didn't already have a car payment I would buy this in a heart beat ( wish I knew she had it before I signed the loan agreement on that new car ). Anyhow.. Smooth shifting and rides great. She said the miles where true (( 39, 983 )) until I drove it a little, Now its 40, 000 and counting. I just love to drive this older car, and she likes riding around in it. There a couple rust holes just in front of the rear tires, and there are scratches in spots, but nothing terrible for a car of its age. Most of the scratches are from her sitting items and stuff around the car. There are a couple hail dents on the hood, the hood ornament is missing too. Please have a look at photos for a better idea of the condition. The top is starting to come apart from age and not being properly cared for. Any other questions please shoot them to me and I will answer what I can and the rest I will ask her. This would be a good daily driver as it sits now, or it would be a super easy restore. Please buy this car so I wont have to keep taking her for rides. Plus I don't have to look at it and cuss by new car and its payments. Buyer will be happy on this purchase. I would even be happy to meet the buyer at the airport in Rapid city Sd if they wanted to drive it home. ( It does have studded rear tires on it now ). Ps the flip up head light covers even work ! so does the cruise control !
PS> If you live in another country, I will help all I can to transport the unit, and work with your companies (((( BUT ))) I was NOT born at night, NOR was it LAST night. Please DON'T try the scam thing, its is a waste of your time and mine, Thanks, IF you are a true over seas BUYER.. Please feel free to bid. IF you are a first time buyer PLEASE contact me BEFORE placing a bid. IF you are ready to bid, pay and pick the unit up in the next 20 days Please bid away, IF you are NOT a ready willing and able buyer PLEASE stay away. Not trying to be rude. I just want the unit sold simple as that. Thanks again.
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