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Mercury Sable (2003)
for sale

Price: US $1,500.00

Description:

This is a very solid car that has been a reliable source of transportation. There is some minor cosmetic blemishes to the front bumper and insignificant areas to the body. The bumper was cracked by a forklift driver not paying attention in a parking lot. Because the damage was cosmetic I didn't feel the need to get it fixed.
There is some rub marks on the paint near the right rear wheel well but I can't get them to show up in a photo. The passenger side mirror housing has a scrape on it but you'd have to look for it to find it.
The interior is in great condition. The driver's side floor mat is the only item inside with any damage. The cloth and carpet are amazing.
Basically, this car has signs of normal wear and tear. There really isn't anything major to write down. A new job and a nice new paycheck allowed me to buy a new, shiny ride. I didn't think about what to do with this car when I bought my new one. I'm sure I could have traded it in, but, y'know, dealers. No thanks.
Please feel FREE to ask me ANY questions you may have.
Buyer is responsible for pickup in Port Orchard, WA. No exceptions. Test drives are permitted with 50% of the cash in my hand, 50% in your hand. No money, no test drive. My preferred meeting place with be at Seabeck Pizza, 369 SW Sedgewick Rd, Port Orchard, WA.
Here is my favorite part: If you're claiming to be the Prince of Abu Dhabi who wants to mail me a check for delivery of the vehicle to your warehouse in Istanbul that answer is...well, it's two words with seven letters. But you also agree to be ridiculed and humiliated by me when I get bored.
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