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Mini Cooper S (2009)
for sale

Price: US $13,500.00

Description:

I am sadly offering my beloved Mini Cooper for sale. It's a beautiful, professionally maintained, low mileage car. Sadly, circumstances beyond my control mean that it's no longer quite as practical. I will likely be taking the money and buying a Honda Accord. Can you hear the excitement in my voice? Yay. :|
Cool features:
STILL UNDER WARRANTY (not for long, only until mid-June, but that's enough time for free repairs if you can somehow find something wrong with it... but you won't. Also, you could probably extend it if you want, I dunno.)
Cold weather package (heated seats, etc)
Sport package
One minor accident, no structural damage. Excellent auto check score of 93Always serviced at Mini of Marin
Brake pads and rotors on all 4 wheels were replaced <100 miles ago.
Sweeeeet double sunroof.
Top of the line 3m window tinting that is lifetime guaranteed to never crack, bubble, or discolor (I will give you warranty info card). This is surprisingly important in the city if you don't want people breaking your window because you accidentally left a half eaten bag of cheetos on the seat.
Automatic transmission (with paddle shifters).
Brand new timing chain and tensioner (this wasn't causing me any problems, but I read about any potential issues with this model online, and the timing chain will occasionally go at 80k miles or so. I made them triple check mine at Mini of Marin and they found it ever so slightly stretched and gave us a new one for free!)
Premium 17 Alloy Wheels
I've never even put regular unleaded in my baby! Always premium!
Test drives are of course available! I will need to get some proof that you are a real person and not an axe murderer though, so maybe a picture of your driver's license. I'm super busy (aren't we all?), so please don't ask for a test drive if you are not serious or if you don't like the price. Test drives will be offered at the UCSF mission bay campus, where I work.

_{update: 2015-05-19}