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Nissan Versa (2008)
for sale

Price: US $4,000.00

Description:

You'll get a good laugh out of this post, even if you don't buy this car...
This vehicle has a lot more to offer than the standard options. This vehicle has a story to tell. If you're just browsing for a regular old car, you might want to keep on looking. But if you want to drive something legendary, you'll get this car. If you want a piece of history in your garage, you'll get this car. If you want to feel like a brand new individual, embarking on an unspeakable journey into adventurous lands every time you get behind the wheel, you'll get this car.
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the moon because technically this vehicle didn't count as a man... at the time. It became a United States citizen on July 4, 1986, more than 2 years before Johnny Five, who is the only other machine to do so.
This vehicle knows the final resting place of both Jimmy Hoffa and Amelia Earhart. Unfortunately, we haven't developed the ability to recognize its speech pattern yet. If you can interpret beep beep honk honk, you can unlock those secrets.
In 1901, the car was owned by Pablo Picasso, who found it so mind-numbingly amazing that he dedicated the next three years of his life to monochromatic paintings attempting to replicate the car's color. This is known as Picasso's blue period.
Many people talk about the invention of the wheel as the first big development in human history. On behalf of this car, I'd like to say, You're welcome.
It's true that it had a salvage title (rebuilt now). It was salvaged from a life of being swarmed by beautiful women, the paparazzi, and diving into swimming pools filled with Spanish doubloons. I knew that, deep down, it didn't really desire that kind of glory. So I bought it to save it from such a life.
This car has conducted a total of seven paranormal investigations, the most famous of which proved that Bruce Willis' character was, in fact, a ghost already.
Babe Ruth grew up playing stickball with this vehicle, receiving training from it in the evening hours after the neighborhood games.
Rome wasn't built in a day, but only because this car had other plans that day.
The roles of Forest Gump, Rambo, and John McClane were all originally offered to this car, but it turned down the parts every time, presumably because they were all too real.
The details are below, but you already know the essentials. Buy this car and you will start the next chapter - your chapter. Oh, and I'll throw in an FM Transmitter with 3.5mm audio plug, too. That's a nice perk, right?
Boring, Serious, Truthful Stuff:I will throw in the FM Transmitter. Who carries CDs around with them anymore?I've already paid for a full AutoCheck vehicle history report (like Carfax). I'll openly share the results with anybody who wants to see them.There's a series of little, white paint dings (dot-sized) along the driver's side. That's the result of parking in the garage and my daughters opening the door of their mother's car with reckless abandon.Cruise control doesn't work sometimes. Then again, maybe I'm doing it wrong. Never took the time to make sure.And finally, since I recognize that I don't own some of the photos I added, here are their sources.Moon landingPyramidsRCA buildingVector W8
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