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Saab 9-2X (2005)
for sale

Price: US $399.00

Description:

Looking for a derby car? Want to race the Baja 1000? The Dakar Rally?
This Saab 92X is a sure winner.
It's outfitted with AWD, a fresh set of rugs, a new battery, a good Bluetooth stereo system, and it starts, drives and runs like a champ. Right out of the gate you'll be turning the heads of your competitors with the intimidating roar of the custom-cracked catalytic converter included at no extra charge. Nose into that corner a little too hard?The guilt-free chassis is conveniently dented and dinged on every single panel, so no need to worry about racer's remorse.
There are too many upgrades to list here:
Good rotors all around with the rear pads shaved down to the last millimeter to reduce weight.Dust coat on all interior surfaces.Discolored upholstery to hide annoying stains. Painstakingly corroded relief holes in rear wheel wells to shed desert sand.Three cross-hair cracks in windshield for purposes of triangulation.That familiar decaying car smell to remind you that nothing gold can stay and to keep you wondering when your feet are going to drop through the floorboard--so you can gain the advantage of a couple extra horsepower.Bernie bumper sticker to show your disdain for all those performance downgrades brought on by superficial materialism.This car is custom made for the derby, the rally or the post-apocalyptic desert. If you have a more pedestrian purpose in mind and don't plan to make expensive downgrades for the purpose of road safety, please consider that you may remain a pedestrian.
**The title on this car reads salvage, which is a word un-coincidentally related to salvation. It also means the state police have to perform a rigorous inspection in addition to your sticker inspection before you can register the vehicle. For purposes of this inspection all upgrades will have to be temporarily disguised so as not to trigger jealousy and even outright fear in the ill equipped and cheaply apportioned law enforcement personnel.
This rare vehicle is also listed locally, so don't be surprised if the auction ends early!
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