Saleofcar.com :Saab

Saab 9-5 9-5 (1999)
for sale

Price: US $1.00

Description:

I'll start with the positives. Good body. 3 new tires. Sunroof. Clean interior. Oil change good for another 1000 miles or so. Interior is really nice for a car this age. It also has an awesome license plate on the front. Keyless entry. Tape deck. Power windows and locks. An absolute assortment of various mechanical parts over the past two years.
The BAD. DOESNT RUN. Started running poor about 2 months ago. It was very difficult to get started. I drove it home. Put in garage and have tried several redneck remedies without any help. I soaked the cylinders with marvel mystery oil. Guess the mystery didn't fix it. Cleaned out them out. Tried carb cleaner and various other auto zone sprays. Nothing. I'm done. I need the garage space and have no need for this car. It doesn't match any of the cars we have now and I have other projects.
Also, , , This is car is not new or in perfect working order... If you are looking for a perfect car you should look at something else. runs and drives good when its running and driving. cold A/C...when running..
Sooooo. I will work out a deal for just about anything that I will use. Small boat. Pontoon boat. Fancy kayaks. Dock construction. Bulkhead. Concrete poured. 4 post lift for garage. Motorcycle. ATV. Golf cart. Seriously. Anything that has a smaller footprint than a car.

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