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Saturn L-Series LS2 (2000)
for sale

Price: US $500.00

Description:

This car has all the options: heated leather seats, great sound system, ran great for 103, 203 miles on the odometer and was loved for 15 years. Was my aunt's car and then my family's car until I got it.
I was collided with at around 30mph last November by a very stupid individual, and the front bumper was cracked and the lubrication system was as well. I didn't realize this until May 1st, when the car died on me after making seizing up noises. I tried to put some new oil in, and it just spilled out the bottom onto the pavement.
I got a tiny check from the insurance company which didn't do crap to make me whole, so now you Saturn fans get an easy fixer-upper or a dope parts car. It was registered in CA and expired so I need to get a salvage title.
Electricals work, has all lights, is missing a reflector on the passenger side. If the lubrication system was fixed this car would be roadworthy, as it was for years. It's even got half a tank of gas in it. I accidentally pulled off the right side bumper ages ago by accidentally backing into a post very, very slowly, and damaged the passenger bumper panel.
I was told by someone with years of experience that the driver's side plastic panel that was undamaged is worth $1200 alone, so you are getting a great deal for the whole car at $500 OBO.
If you are in the Portland, OR area or up to 75 miles away, I will pay for towing with a $500 offer. If you are further away, let's negotiate.
Come grab this ride, it's a steal!
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