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Suzuki Aerio (2003)
for sale

Price: US $2,100.00

Description:

MAN-ALIVE! This car...
For your purchasing, driving and all-around pleasure we're offering a 2002 Suzuki Aerio SX, today!
It's got 5, count'em 5 doors!...including the hatchback, 5 wheels!...counting the steering wheel, seats 5...unconditionally, and is a testament to over 50 years of Japanese Engineering! (Suzuki has been making passenger vehicles since 1955; before that it was just motorcycles.)
Okay, but seriously:
This thing, because it's literally a thing -a TOTAL BEAST!- has very high mileage, some might even say extremely high...but it runs better than my 2002 Ford Focus DAILY DRIVER (and it's got half the miles!!). .I mean come on. .it literally PURRS! And it's hungry, baby...hungry for that open road.
This car is dope...I'm selling because I don't need it and nobody wants a ford lol
and You're here so you already know how japanese cars 'got that ease-of-ownership swag!!
The Details: will need to have valve gasket cover replaced...spark plugs, oil change.
EZ STUFF.
Also, Idles a bit heavy (spark plugs) but runs great after your warm it up on the road a bit (Japanese Engineering.) There are some paint blemishes on the hood, meh. It normally only starts in neutral, so I thought it needed a saftery neutral switch ($160 @rockauto) but today (2/26/16) I drove it and it started in park at the post office...I will update this as time goes on...I will drive it about a 1-3 miles a day because otherwise it would just sit (again, I have my own car...don't need this one.)
IN FACT: I can have this work done for you...I have a trusted family mechanic who will do it, unless you don't want this, in any case, after the auction ends and you win...$500 of the total is due within 24 hours...or pay it all! You'll have 2 weeks to pay the rest and by then the work will be done, unless, again, you don't want it.
In that case, you can also just pay the full amount immediately and drive the car home, and do the work yourself. What you say goes regarding the repairs, however the deposit is still due within 24 hours and it is NON REFUNDABLE.
Also, you must contact me and let me know what you want to do, communication is key to success for both of us.
Please note, I do NOT take kindly to buyers remorse; we're all adults here, right? I'm selling on ebay because that means security for YOU and me.
Also, Upholstery is great (will add pics) there is a bit of wear on that faux carpet texture they put on the door/handles on the drivers side, but that's it.
So, look, this may seem off the cuff, but I'm a serious seller and I take my reputation and honesty in selling very, very seriously.
questions? concerns? email, call, or text: 1-847-612-5311
the name is Mike and I'm proud to be offering this fine car for sale.
WHO will be the lucky new owner of this sweet ride?
HIT ME UP!!!

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