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Volkswagen Golf GTI (2003)
for sale

Price: US $0.99

Description:

Super reliable and overall clean, California, rust free car, maintained with synthetic oil, timing belt and water pump replaced at 103k miles. Other than that, it has just been a strong driver.
Car is worth a lot more to me than what I'm selling it for and I love driving this car but bought a new car, so I need to sell it. Just looking to give someone a good deal and a quick sale so my reserve price is low.
I could fix the obvious issues like some scratches and blemishes, here and there, some peeling paint on the rear bumper and hood (see photos) but I would rather just pass on the savings to the new owner and let them decide what they want to do.
Suspension has been upgraded with H&R Coilovers, that I paid about $1400 for and is currently set at the highest ride height. So you have the option of adjusting them nice and low. Lots of life left in the tires.
Currently, has a uhaul tow hitch installed, that was only used once to pull a small uhaul trailer.
I recently paid for the new registration sticker, so the registration is paid, but haven't gotten around to getting a new smog yet so it doesn't have the new sticker.
IMPORTANT - the car is being sold, as is, and there is no smog cert being included in the purchase. I know that the seller is generally supposed to provide a smog but I am selling this vehicle, as-is without the smog. So please understand this, if you are the winning bidder. Basically, to give more information, I mistakenly disconnected the battery and I can't smog it without the drive cycle being complete, which has been problematic for me and I don't have time to mess with it. If you don't understand what this means, it may not be the smartest idea for you to buy this vehicle.
Also, there is an airbag light on, on the drivers side. I was told this is due to the Clockspring needing replacement, which is just something that is up to you to fix at your discretion.
Otherwise, clean clear title in hand. Make me an offer.
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