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Lincoln Town Car (2000)
for sale

Price: US $0.01

Description:

This is a NO RESERVE AUCTION BEGINNING AT ONE PENNY!!! SET YOUR CLOCKS NOW FOR NEXT FRIDAY AT 8:00 EASTERN OR 5:00 PACIFIC. THERE IS NO SECOND CHANCE ON THIS ONE. THIS WILL SELL TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER REGARDLESS OF PRICE!
I have been on eBay for 16 years and believe in the integrity of the eBay community in that it will define the market value of this vehicle.
Having said thus...
For sale by auction is a 2000 Lincoln Town Car Hearse. It was retired from service in the past year. It was a part of a limousine company fleet. The hearse was rented out to funeral homes that could not afford or did not want the expense of maintaining its own fleet. It has been well cared for and garage kept a majority of its life. It rides very nicely and as you would expect from the S&S (Sayers and Scovill) coach manufacturing company. This is the company that was founded in 1876 and its tag line is A Legacy of Excellence. THIS HEARSE COULD BE PUT BACK INTO SERVICE IMMEDIATELY FOR A SMALLER FUNERAL HOME OR AS A FIRST CALL VEHICLE OR AN EXCELLENT ADDITION TO A COLLECTOR'S LINEUP. Not many Lincolns out there, especially at no reserve starting at one penny!! It is still in very good condition and would make any funeral home owner/operator proud to have it in their service fleet.
The drive line is the legendary 4.6 liter V8 that has plenty of power considering the extra weight of the vehicle. The paint is in good condition and is a beautiful dark blue. The interior is a medium blue. No rips or tears in the forward or rear compartment in the seating or upholstery or curtains. All doors close like a Lincoln should. No rust on the bottoms of the door skins. All windows roll up and down with no issues. Top light works well and has a zippered inspection panel in the interior for easy access. The headlights work but only on low beam. Both high beams are out. No cracks in the dash and no stars or cracks in the windshield. All power amenities work including the A/C, but the fan only blows on high. Most likely a resistor switch issue. Cruise and tilt work fine. The car runs down the road straight with no pull on acceleration or braking. No wobbles, jiggles etc. Tires are evenly worn and have about 60% tread left prior to wear bars. No drips, leaks or drops. No funny noises, no clicks, ticks, clunks or thunks. SMOOTH RIDE! Headliner is in excellent condition. Life long nonsmoker (you would assume, but you never know!)
The Vinyl top is in very nice condition save for a very small tear (possibly got a power washer too close) by the rear door. It is pictured and it is about 2x3 inches. Other than that, no cracks, separations, etc. There is a small amount of rust bubbling beneath the rear door trim, common for this style hearse, even for an S&S. The panes for one of the coach lights on the side is missing and there is a crack in the trim on the rear door, drivers side. It looks huge in the pics because I took it up close but it is about 4 long. Affects nothing. Just wanting to be up front about everything.
I have the capacity to ship this vehicle as I have a 39' car hauler. I will deliver up to 500 miles for $1.75/loaded mile. $500 paypal deposit required, the remainder in cash upon pick up. If delivered, I need to have the funds in hand prior to delivery.
If you would like to talk with me in person, pls call my personal cell phone. 270 872 7507. I am on Eastern Time. If you would like to come inspect prior to purchase or do a FaceTime walk around, etc. let me know.
I do not have a BUY IT NOW price but if you would like to make me some ridiculous offer, I am a reasonable man and am willing to listen. Thanks for looking at the auction!
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